aqcuired:

I try not to be a bitch but it’s really hard because i am a bitch

(via w-ickedhearts)

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

(via pizza)

hoserfucker:

DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW

(via amandalostinwonderland)

chickenheadspecial:

33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter

(Source: tom-bakery, via sh3nani-gans)

    parents: you need to go out more
    parents: you need to exercise more
    parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
    parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
    parents: why are you getting angry

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(via secretmindreader)